Do they have Sugar In the Raw everywhere? It’s all over Portland, so I assume everyone else has it too.
What’s funny about Shane is that he isn’t fundamentally against microwaves exactly, but he just sees no need for one. He likes kickin’ it old school, without the conveniences of modern food reheating technology. As someone who uses a microwave on a near-daily basis, I find this is quite confounding. I’m pretty sure he’s not into dishwashers, either.