I used to joke about how a Shake Weight would be a great thing to have around your living room at parties. It would be a conversation piece, an ice breaker, and something everyone would have to try. I just never quite felt right buying one for myself, however, but now Shane has done it for me. For my twenty-ninth birthday, he has not only given me the boon of owning such a marvelous device of dynamic inertia, but spared me the shame of having bought it myself.