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Tasty Combination

Tasty Combination

Vienna Sausages are gross, heinous in fact. My knowledge as to what actually makes up the little suckers is lacking; though I think I’m happier in my ignorance here, ’cause no matter what’s in ‘em, they’ve got that disgusting tasty combo down pat.


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  1. Wuffletronics says:

    Vienna sausages : food for failed fishermen

    Whenever my family went fishing, we would buy a number of canned goods, like chef-boy-ar-dee and vienna sausages, which we would have if we didn’t catch any fish for dinner

  2. Shane says:

    It does feel like sort of a consolation food.

  3. Pashakitty says:

    I love Vienna Sausages! I know they probably aren’t healthy or have anything good in them but I love them. I guess to me they are like Twinkies are for other people.

    I hate Twinkies… nothing socially redeeming about them… they have so many preservatives in them that a college chemistry teacher uses them as an example for his class at the beginning of each new term.

    He pulls out a wrapped Twinky that he’s had in his desk for nearly 20 years and passes it round the class to show the fact that it’s exactly the same as one you would pull off the shelf today… Not stale or moldy, nothing… yet some people love the things… go figure…

  4. Pashakitty says:

    Oh… I forgot to mention the completely ghetto gourmet sandwich you can make out of Vienna Sausages…

    Get a can of them and mash them up in a microwave safe bowl and add a generous helping of your favorite flavor of easy cheese, (you know, the stuff that comes in a can with the push nozzle).

    I think in some area’s it’s called cheese whiz or something like that. But anyway mix it all up into this kind of cheesy meaty paste and toss it in the microwave for about a minute, minute and a half then make sandwiches out of the resulting hot paste and enjoy…

    I know it sounds totally ghetto but it’s really good, and if you want to kick it up a notch (as Emeril would say), you can fry up an egg and toss it on there too.

  5. Shane says:

    I’ll stick to Twinkys!

  6. Chris Rivan says:

    Pasha, I can go you one better.

    My sophomore year of high school my best friend unwrapped two Twinkies on the first day of school. One, he ate, pronouncing it fine, moist, and tasty.

    The second he left in the opened plastic (to keep dust off it) in the back of the chemical room.

    On the last day of our senior year, he ate it, pronouncing it also to be moist and tasty.

    Yeah. Now you know.

  7. Shane says:

    Well, they are the only other substance other than cockroaches that will likely survive the nuclear apocalypse.

  8. Chris Rivan says:

    Today’s fun fact: cockroaches will starve rather than eat margarine.

    My head is full of this crap.

  9. Carly says:

    Margarine is also one molecule away from plastic.
    You can read about it here:
    http://forum.lowcarber.org/archive/index.php/t-229816.html
    I found that site at random.

  10. Shane says:

    Not a fan of either.

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  12. Shane says:

    Glad you’re enjoying it. Be sure to pay the useless information forward!

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