LOL, I haven’t woken up to my own farts but my husband has blasted me awake a few times. I’m still amazed how he can blow his trumpet so loud and not wake himself up. Though I have woken him up with my laughter at his beefs. He once literally farted out the shave and a haircut tune while he was sleeping. Bump… bu bu bump bump… bump bump.
Genius! Just sent it to SWMBO, it’ll ring a bell
*Goes to look up what SWMBO is* Oh, ok… thanks?
LOL, I haven’t woken up to my own farts but my husband has blasted me awake a few times. I’m still amazed how he can blow his trumpet so loud and not wake himself up. Though I have woken him up with my laughter at his beefs. He once literally farted out the shave and a haircut tune while he was sleeping. Bump… bu bu bump bump… bump bump.
That is mighty impressive (read: gross)