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One Size Fits Alls

One Size Fits Alls

Even after studying their extravagant menu I still didn’t comprehend there was only one pizza size.  I’m not sure what constitutes a ‘large pie’ when there are no other options; large is a relative descriptor.  I don’t think the employee was nearly as amused or shocked by this revelation as I was.

In honor of this strip’s creation I dropped into the very same Little Caesar’s and walked out with a ‘Hot N Ready’ pepperoni pie.  Despite it being a ‘large’, I consumed the entire thing before sitting down to ink this comic.  Not great pizza by any stretch of the mind, but hell, for $5 I’ll eat damn near anything.


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  1. cattifer says:

    Damn near ANYTHING, you say? Those are dangerous words, my friend.:)

  2. Shane says:

    Dangerous, but true!

  3. Engelus says:

    You can’t really call it pizza. Please turn in any remaining New York paraphernalia you may have.

  4. Shane says:

    Harsh.

    Crust, cheese and sauce, a pizza make.

  5. Roy says:

    Elitist! Just because something isn’t THE BEST, doesn’t mean it can’t be enjoyable!

  6. Robbie says:

    I haven’t had Little Caesar’s in ages. In fact the last time I had it…was at your place

  7. Thomas Long says:

    little ceasers isnt pizza, its cardboard and period blood topped with melted toenail clippings made to look like cheese. Worst thing I’ve put in my mouth ever. And you guys know…I’ve put some awful things in my mouth…

  8. Shane says:

    Such hate. They pick some nice lookin’ broads to peel those finger nails off of.

  9. Lilly says:

    Um… Have you ever been to South Dakota? two words if you do ever come here, Badlands Pizza located in Wall where we have the “famous” Wall Drug with disgusting free ice water :P . Anywho crud I was going to say something else then I got distracted >.< oh well I've made a fool of myself plenty of times,

  10. Sean says:

    Can’t say I plan to be in South Dakota anytime soon, but your suggestion of Badlands Pizza has been noted… though it’s unclear if it’s for good or bad reasons.

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